The man who practically invented the 'too big to fail' tax is now lecturing the government on how not to hurt his feelings, because apparently, the only thing more fragile than a bank balance is a billionaire's ego.
Jamie Dimon lobbies UK government to dodge bank tax hikes
JP Morgan CEO Jamie Dimon met with UK Cabinet members Andy Burnham and Rachel Healey to express concerns over potential bank tax increases. The discussion focused on how such fiscal policies might impact the investment environment and banking competitiveness. The Treasury continues to evaluate tax strategies as it prepares for upcoming budgetary announcements.
Source: Jamie Dimon lobbies UK government to dodge bank tax hikes — The Guardian
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