When the boss is looking to rebrand, your 'years of service' are just the paper they use to print the pink slip.
The 'Andrews Era' Staff Purge Continues as Premier Allan Clears House
Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan has moved to clear out Dan Andrews' former staffers, marking a definitive end to the previous administration's influence. Jeremi Moule, a high-ranking loyalist, is the latest casualty in this cabinet-led office overhaul, signalling a shift toward a new era in state leadership.
Source: The 'Andrews Era' Staff Purge Continues as Premier Allan Clears House — The Age
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