Turns out the most lucrative way to fight 'woke' culture is to get a nice, fat, state-funded participation trophy for losing your dignity.
Police commissioner pays 'substantial damages' to Allison Pearson
Allison Pearson has been awarded substantial damages from the Essex Police following a high-profile investigation into a social media post that was deemed 'non-crime hate incident'. The police commissioner's office settled, marking a bizarre conclusion to a saga that has fueled intense debate over free speech, policing priorities, and public spending.
Source: Police commissioner pays 'substantial damages' to Allison Pearson — Press Gazette
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