Jackson Koivun's weekend walk paid more than your 9-to-5.
How Much Did Jackson Koivun Win at the 3M Open?
Jackson Koivun took home a seven-figure prize from the 3M Open, proving that slow walks with a metal stick are still one of the most lucrative activities known to man. His four-day total exceeded what most earn in a decade—and he didn't even break a sweat.
Source: How Much Did Jackson Koivun Win at the 3M Open? — Golf Monthly
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