The only thing faster than Carroll's red card was his reputation getting there first.
Andy Carroll sent off in non-league season opener
Andy Carroll was sent off with a straight red card for an off-the-ball incident in his non-league club's season opener, adding another chapter to his infamous disciplinary record.
Source: Andy Carroll sent off in non-league season opener — talkSPORT
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 9, 2026.
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