Rugby league's emergency plan is just one retired man's phone number, apparently.
James Roby's Saints return confirmed after emergency SOS
Veteran hooker James Roby is returning to St Helens after the club made an emergency approach, responding to a crisis in their squad. The 38-year-old, who retired in 2023, will rejoin the Super League side to bolster their ranks, confirming that when Saints panic, they call the bloke who's already hung up his boots.
Source: James Roby's Saints return confirmed after emergency SOS — Love Rugby League
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