Rodri runs 12km per game because nobody told him the ball does the work.
Rodri Hernández, the paradoxical heir of Busquets: runs up to 12 kilometers per game
Spain midfielder Rodri Hernández covers an extraordinary 12 kilometers per match, redefining his role as the team's midfield anchor. His relentless movement has propelled Spain into the final, drawing comparisons to the legendary but more static Sergio Busquets.
Source: Rodri Hernández, the paradoxical heir of Busquets: runs up to 12 kilometers per game — El País
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 15, 2026.
Topics: rodri · busquets · manchestercity · laliga · football
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