The only thing getting a bigger upgrade than the stadium is the developer's ability to market 'concrete box with no windows' as a 'heritage-inspired living experience'.
End of an Era: Plans Filed to Demolish Rotherham’s Historic Millmoor Stadium
Developers have filed plans to demolish the historic Millmoor stadium, which served as the home of Rotherham United for nearly a century before the club relocated in 2008. The site, long plagued by decay and stalled redevelopment schemes, is now earmarked for residential units, marking the final chapter for the iconic ground.
Source: End of an Era: Plans Filed to Demolish Rotherham’s Historic Millmoor Stadium — rotherham business news
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