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FIFA plans $20bn commercial vehicle to lure external investors
FIFA is developing a $20 billion commercial vehicle designed to attract external investment, marking a strategic pivot towards private equity-style funding for the sport's global governing body. The move aims to diversify revenue streams beyond traditional broadcasting and sponsorship deals as the organization faces increasing financial scrutiny.
Source: FIFA plans $20bn commercial vehicle to lure external investors — Financial Times
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