Only Haaland could make a £15m drug bust look like a Panini sticker collection.
Drug gang uses Erling Haaland stickers to label £15m cocaine shipment
Ecuadorian police seized £15m worth of cocaine bricks individually labeled with Manchester City striker Erling Haaland's stickers after a tip-off about a flat-bed truck. The haul's branding suggests the cartel's marketing department may have taken 'brand recognition' a bit too literally.
Source: Drug gang uses Erling Haaland stickers to label £15m cocaine shipment — The Telegraph
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