Even the aliens are asking for a translator.
No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield
Foreign players, in town for an international sporting event, have apparently been left to wander a cornfield without any translation of what's going on. The article, from The Onion, reports that no one has briefed them on the situation, leaving them baffled in the middle of agricultural real estate.
Source: No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 14, 2026.
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