Perfecting nuclear fusion, and other ways to pull Hannah Fry
A Guardian column argues that the only realistic route to dating mathematician and Celebrity Traitors contestant Hannah Fry is to first master science. Suggested feats include curing Alzheimer's with shark brain juice, achieving scalable nuclear fusion within 18 months, building godlike AI, sourcing a live psittacosaurus via faster-than-light travel, freezing yourself in carbonite, uploading your mind into a better-looking robot, and cloning her from a discarded coffee cup. The piece concedes the clone might also dump you.
Source: Perfecting nuclear fusion, and other ways to pull Hannah Fry — The Daily Mash
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