Conor needed Brad Pitt to relapse, which is just a fancy way of saying he found a new sparring partner and it's a bottle of Proper No. Twelve.
Conor McGregor ends sobriety, blames Brad Pitt's vibe
Conor McGregor announced he's ending his sobriety, crediting Brad Pitt for inspiring him to drink again with a casual 'Take it easy, Brad!' The UFC star's revelation has sparked a mix of concern and mockery online, as fans question the logic of using a Hollywood actor as a scapegoat for personal discipline.
Source: Conor McGregor ends sobriety, blames Brad Pitt's vibe — r/nottheonion
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