He's got a grade in being a royal, which is basically a 40-year internship.
James, Earl of Wessex, collects A-level results, future plans revealed
James, Earl of Wessex, received his A-level results, with future plans revealed. The royal family member's academic performance has been noted, though specifics remain private. This marks a milestone for the young royal, with media coverage focusing on his next steps.
Source: James, Earl of Wessex, collects A-level results, future plans revealed — HELLO! Magazine
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 13, 2026.
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