Carlos Carrasco's first day at LG: 'Alright team, who wants to learn how to develop film?'
LG signs MLB vet Carrasco, 39, to add 'veteran presence' — and rotary phone tutorials
The LG Twins signed 39-year-old MLB veteran Carlos Carrasco, hoping his 112 wins bring experience to their rotation. His first challenge: convincing 20-year-old teammates that rotary phones were real.
Source: LG signs MLB vet Carrasco, 39, to add 'veteran presence' — and rotary phone tutorials — 뉴스핌
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 22, 2026.
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