Essendon's winning percentage just went from 0% to 4.5%. That's a 4,500% increase – celebrate responsibly.
Essendon breaks 12-match losing streak with thrilling win over GWS Giants
The Essendon Bombers snapped a 12-match losing streak with a thrilling victory over the GWS Giants at Marvel Stadium, climbing off the bottom of the AFL ladder. Fans erupted in relief as the team finally broke through after months of losses.
Source: Essendon breaks 12-match losing streak with thrilling win over GWS Giants — Sydney Morning Herald
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 19, 2026.
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