Bryson DeChambeau has found a way to make golf slower without even swinging: by turning the schedule into a lab experiment.
Rory McIlroy slams Bryson DeChambeau over Open tee time delay
Rory McIlroy criticized Bryson DeChambeau for causing a delay in the release of tee times at The Open. The American's meticulous pre-round routine held up the schedule, irking rivals and fans alike.
Source: Rory McIlroy slams Bryson DeChambeau over Open tee time delay — ABC News AU
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
Topics: rorymcilroy · brysondechambeau · golf · theopen · sports
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