Alexa+ is so useless, it asked 'What's an enterprise?' during the Star Trek demo.
Amazon's Alexa+ tested: Captain Kirk couldn't have controlled the USS Enterprise with this
Amazon's heavily hyped Alexa+ assistant was tested and found severely lacking, with critics comparing it unfavorably to Star Trek's fictional ship controls despite massive investment.
Source: Amazon's Alexa+ tested: Captain Kirk couldn't have controlled the USS Enterprise with this — Golem
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