Nothing says '2024' like paying $99 to discover your phone is now also a space heater.
Geekbench 7 Pushes Your Hardware Like Never Before
Primate Labs drops Geekbench 7 with tougher CPU/GPU tests and a $99 Pro license to keep scores private. Your device will sweat, but the numbers will look pretty.
Source: Geekbench 7 Pushes Your Hardware Like Never Before — The Verge
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 23, 2026.
Topics: geekbench7 · tech · pcgaming · benchmarking · hardware
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