Larry Fitzgerald won't say the R-word, but his knees filed for retirement years ago.
Larry Fitzgerald refuses to call himself 'retired'
NFL legend Larry Fitzgerald, a sure-fire Hall of Famer, keeps dodging the word 'retired,' preferring 'not playing' or 'taking a break.' The internet, predictably, has turned his wordplay into a meme, with everyone from Cardinals fans to sports pundits trying to coax the admission out of him.
Source: Larry Fitzgerald refuses to call himself 'retired' — NBC Sports
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 8, 2026.
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