Port Vale's players can finally tell their grandkids they played at a Premier League stadium—just not against a Premier League team.
Wolves vs Port Vale: FA Cup Mismatch or Upset Alert?
Wolverhampton Wanderers host Port Vale in an FA Cup third-round tie, a mismatch that has Wolves fans yawning and Port Vale fans dreaming. The game offers Wolves a chance to rotate, while Port Vale hopes for a giant-killing. Kickoff details and streaming info are in the official preview.
Source: Wolves vs Port Vale: FA Cup Mismatch or Upset Alert? — Wolverhampton Wanderers FC
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