France's new coaching philosophy: headbutt your way to the top.
Zinedine Zidane named France coach after Deschamps exit
Zinedine Zidane has been appointed head coach of the French national team, replacing Didier Deschamps after 14 years. The 54-year-old, who famously headbutted Marco Materazzi in the 2006 World Cup final, returns to management for the first time since 2021. He inherits a squad that lost in the 2026 World Cup semifinals.
Source: Zinedine Zidane named France coach after Deschamps exit — France 24
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