Metallica lost count of their own sequels, which is exactly the kind of effort you'd expect from a band whose last good idea was in 1990.
Metallica Releases 'The Unforgiven V' After Losing Count
Metallica released 'The Unforgiven V' after losing track of their own sequels, with frontman James Hetfield admitting he can't be bothered to check. Fans and critics see it as a sign the band is phoning it in, coasting on legacy and paychecks. The band reportedly plans a fourth symphony collaboration, though they're not sure how many they've done.
Source: Metallica Releases 'The Unforgiven V' After Losing Count — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 29, 2026.
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