Nothing says 'I'm still young' like a $4,000 ambulance ride after crowd surfing to a band you've never heard of.
Warped Tour aims for Guinness record for most fractures in one place
The Vans Warped Tour is attempting a Guinness World Record for the most people with fractures in one place at its Mexico City debut. Organizers promise enough paramedics so no one walks far, and even pre-existing neck braces count. The event runs September 12-13 at Autódromo Hermanos Rodríguez.
Source: Warped Tour aims for Guinness record for most fractures in one place — El Deforma
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