Bobbi will deflect you to a website that also doesn't work, then suggest you 'call back during office hours.'
Merseyside Police Deploy AI Chatbot 'Bobbi' to Triage Non-Emergency Calls
Merseyside Police have launched an AI chatbot named Bobbi to handle non-emergency calls, aiming to free up human operators for urgent matters. The system is designed to triage enquiries and reduce wait times. Critics question whether a bot can grasp nuance or frustration. Early users report mixed results. The force says it will monitor performance and adjust as needed.
Source: Merseyside Police Deploy AI Chatbot 'Bobbi' to Triage Non-Emergency Calls — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 12, 2026.
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