He quit so the machines wouldn't kill us, then posted the resignation letter on a platform the machines run.
Silicon Valley CEO Quits After Finding Engineers Using Terminator as Product Manual
Anthropic researcher Jacob Coxon resigned, warning that the race to superintelligence could 'eliminate us all' before 2030, and that firms like Anthropic and OpenAI are building systems capable of self-improvement. His exit came after he found engineers treating the Terminator films as a product manual — complete with a slide titled 'Phase 3: exterminate humanity without getting blamed.' He will sell burgers instead.
Source: Silicon Valley CEO Quits After Finding Engineers Using Terminator as Product Manual — El Deforma
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