We've reached the point where a 'Stocks and Shares ISA' is just a high-brow way to describe betting on which corporate ship sinks first.
FTSE 100 today: 2 top stocks to consider for your ISA
Yahoo Finance has released its latest 'expert' analysis on top FTSE 100 blue-chip stocks for individual investors. While these companies are marketed as reliable long-term anchors for tax-efficient savings, the actual market volatility suggests that 'reliable' might be doing a lot of heavy lifting in the headline.
Source: FTSE 100 today: 2 top stocks to consider for your ISA — Yahoo Finance UK
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