Austbø's agent must have photoshopped his highlight reel onto a Norwegian fishing trip.
Nuno Hands Austbø Full Debut at Bolton
West Ham manager Nuno Espirito Santo gives goalkeeper Austbø his full debut in a pre-season friendly at Bolton, raising eyebrows over the unknown signing's sudden inclusion.
Source: Nuno Hands Austbø Full Debut at Bolton — West Ham United
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 11, 2026.
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