Every American in the draw got eliminated in the same afternoon, so the US Open is now just a very expensive way for us to watch other countries be good at tennis.
Rybakina and Sabalenka end American hopes, setting up all-foreign US Open final
Elena Rybakina beat Coco Gauff while Aryna Sabalenka beat Jessica Pegula, ending American interest in the women's singles and setting up a Rybakina-Sabalenka final. The home crowd's hopes of a first US women's champion in years vanished in a single afternoon session, leaving a New York final between two players who treat the Arthur Ashe Stadium crowd like background noise.
Source: Rybakina and Sabalenka end American hopes, setting up all-foreign US Open final — BBC
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