Arsenal's transfer strategy is basically 'find a guy nobody's heard of and pretend you discovered him.'
Why Arsenal making a shock Nick Woltemade move makes perfect sense
FourFourTwo argues that Arsenal's surprise pursuit of Nick Woltemade, a 22-year-old German striker, actually fits the club's pattern of targeting undervalued young talent. The move, initially dismissed as a joke, is now being seriously discussed by Arteta's scouting team.
Source: Why Arsenal making a shock Nick Woltemade move makes perfect sense — FourFourTwo
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