Aston Villa asking Real Madrid for Endrick is like asking a dragon if it can babysit your gold.
Villa eye loan for Real Madrid's Endrick
Aston Villa are reportedly interested in loaning Real Madrid's teenage wonderkid Endrick, per the Sunday papers. The 18-year-old Brazilian has struggled for minutes since his big-money move, and Villa see a chance to give him Premier League experience—provided Madrid actually let him go, which is the footballing equivalent of a mirage.
Source: Villa eye loan for Real Madrid's Endrick — Sky Sports
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