Barcelona's FFP strategy is just selling players to buy the same players back with a mustache.
Ferran Torres Skips Training to Seal PSG Move
Ferran Torres skipped Barcelona training to finalize a €55 million move to Paris Saint-Germain, a sale that helps Barcelona's Financial Fair Play compliance but raises questions about their sporting ambitions. The transfer is reportedly close, with Torres expected to sign soon.
Source: Ferran Torres Skips Training to Seal PSG Move — BBC
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