in Texas, 'the bathroom is occupied' is a structural problem
Texas Man Arrested After Driving Car Into Grocery Store Because He Needed Go To The Bathroom
A man in Texas was arrested after police said he drove his car through the front of a grocery store. Officers reported he told them he did it because he urgently needed to use a restroom. The storefront was damaged and no serious injuries were reported. He now faces charges, and the grocery run did not happen.
Source: Texas Man Arrested After Driving Car Into Grocery Store Because He Needed Go To The Bathroom — BroBible
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 28, 2026.
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