the FBI's new fitness test is just getting punched for 25 minutes and calling it national security

Patel's FBI wants to give UFC exclusive contract to train agents

FBI Director Kash Patel, a longtime UFC enthusiast, is pushing to give the mixed-martial-arts promotion an exclusive contract to train bureau agents, according to reporting submitted to the site. The arrangement would put UFC personnel in charge of agents' physical training, replacing or supplementing existing FBI fitness programs. The proposal has drawn scrutiny over conflicts of interest and the appropriateness of a private fight company handling federal law-enforcement training, and officials have not detailed cost or scope.

Source: Patel's FBI wants to give UFC exclusive contract to train agents — r/nottheonion

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