Somewhere a marathon runner with a desk job is finally learning how to properly monetize their exhaustion.
Benefits cheat caught running 10k after claiming disability
Ryan Scott, a UK man convicted of benefit fraud, successfully claimed thousands in disability payments by insisting his condition made him too frail to even pick up a telephone. Prosecutors later discovered him completing a 10-kilometer run, proving that while he may be unable to hold a receiver, he is fully capable of dodging both the law and physical therapy.
Source: Benefits cheat caught running 10k after claiming disability — telegraph.co.uk
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