Bats really said 'room service' and crawled right in through the gap between 'adulting' and 'sleeping with my mouth open.'
Doctor wakes up to bat trying to burrow into her mouth
Dr. Krista Edelman, a gastroenterologist in Virginia, woke to a bat trying to force its way past her teeth. She threw it across the room, trapped it in a bucket, and got it tested for rabies. Her PSA: catch the bat, call health officials, and bat-proof your home.
Source: Doctor wakes up to bat trying to burrow into her mouth — NY Post Weird But True
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 30, 2026.
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