Riley's 11 and still has to work the night shift — retirement can't come soon enough.
Real-Life "Paw Patrol": In a First for Britain, 3 Adorable Dogs Are Working Security at Major Train Station
London's Waterloo station has become the first major UK train station to deploy dogs on regular security patrols. Cocker spaniels Riley and Buster, and Labrador Flo, began a three-month trial with South Western Railway and Network Rail Wessex. The dogs serve as a visual deterrent, and this deployment is their last before retirement.
Source: Real-Life "Paw Patrol": In a First for Britain, 3 Adorable Dogs Are Working Security at Major Train Station — Nice News
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