Dakota Johnson's family tree just got a lot more interesting, and by interesting I mean a lot more dead.
Marilyn Monroe Is Dakota Johnson's Ninth Cousin Three Times Removed
Dakota Johnson and Marilyn Monroe are ninth cousins three times removed, according to a genealogical discovery. The connection, spanning over a century, links the 'Fifty Shades' star to the legendary actress, adding a dash of old-Hollywood glamour to her lineage.
Source: Marilyn Monroe Is Dakota Johnson's Ninth Cousin Three Times Removed — theguardian.com
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