Nothing says 'we're out of ideas' like casting two legends to play the same brooding queer characters 25 years later, but in tweed.
Ewan McGregor and Alan Cumming Reunite for 'Velvet Goldmine' Remake
Ewan McGregor and Alan Cumming are set to star in a remake of the acclaimed 90s drama 'Velvet Goldmine,' sparking nostalgia and skepticism about whether the reboot can recapture the original's magic.
Source: Ewan McGregor and Alan Cumming Reunite for 'Velvet Goldmine' Remake — Digital Spy
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