Investors watching CXMT skyrocket 500% are currently treating their retirement accounts like a scratchcard.
China’s Chip Darling CXMT Skyrockets 500% in Shanghai Debut
Chinese semiconductor manufacturer CXMT (ChangXin Memory Technologies) saw its valuation surge by over 500% during its debut on the Shanghai Stock Exchange. The massive market entry marks a significant milestone for China’s domestic chip-making ambitions, highlighting the intense investor appetite for local tech champions amidst global supply chain decoupling.
Source: China’s Chip Darling CXMT Skyrockets 500% in Shanghai Debut — BBC
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