Roma's transfer strategy: negotiate for weeks, lose to a lunch break.
Juventus steal Celik from Roma in secret swoop
Juventus hijacked Roma's deal for right-back Zeki Celik with a secret blitz, finalizing the transfer before Roma could secure his renewal. Massara's swift move leaves Roma scrambling.
Source: Juventus steal Celik from Roma in secret swoop — La Gazzetta dello Sport
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 17, 2026.
Topics: juventusfc · celiktransfer · romafc · transfernews · footballrumors · seriea
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