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Jose brought receipts. He just forgot to check whose names were on them.

Atlético beat ten-man Real Madrid in Madrid derby as Mourinho complains about two non-reds

Atlético beat Real Madrid in the season's first Madrid derby at the Metropolitano, with Grimaldo converting a penalty after Huijsen was sent off for fouling Giuliano Simeone, and Jonathan David adding a second from a Giuliano cross. Rüdiger headed one back in the 89th minute from a Bernardo Silva centre, but ten-man Madrid could not equalise. Mourinho afterwards showed journalists two photographs of tackles by Kang-in Lee and Cuti Romero, calling both clear red cards; Simeone replied that the name Mourinho does not make everything permissible.

Source: Atlético beat ten-man Real Madrid in Madrid derby as Mourinho complains about two non-reds — El País

A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 20, 2026.

Topics: atletico madrid · real madrid · laliga · football · madrid derby · guler · simeone

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