Diego Simeone treats yellow cards like a punch-card: eleven more and he gets a free espresso.
Simeone Carded in Opening Minutes as Atlético Host Real Madrid in LaLiga Derby
Referee José Luis Munuera Monreal booked Atlético Madrid coach Diego Simeone inside the opening minutes of the Madrid derby against Real Madrid at the Metropolitano. The caution came before either side had settled, with Simeone protesting from the touchline. Real Madrid fielded their usual derby squad as LaLiga's title race tightened, and the match continued with Atlético chasing a result at home.
Source: Simeone Carded in Opening Minutes as Atlético Host Real Madrid in LaLiga Derby — ESPN
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