The only health crisis Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is actually solving is his publisher's empty bank account.
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. received $4 million in book advances from allies
US health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. disclosed receiving $4 million in book advances over the past year from allies associated with the 'Make America Healthy Again' movement. The payments involve books published by Skyhorse Publishing, owned by Kennedy's associate Tony Lyons, who also leads the Maha Center non-profit. Kennedy has pledged not to perform writing or promotional services for the books during his government tenure.
Source: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. received $4 million in book advances from allies — Guardian World
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