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Ousmane Diabaté set for Newcastle medical
Ousmane Diabaté is traveling for a medical ahead of a move to Newcastle United, per The Mag. The 22-year-old midfielder is set to join the Magpies in a deal that has flown under the radar, with the club moving quickly to secure his signature.
Source: Ousmane Diabaté set for Newcastle medical — The Mag
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