DeChambeau's quit threat: toddler-level – he'll be back by the next hole, probably with a protractor.
DeChambeau threatens to quit British Open over two-shot penalty
Bryson DeChambeau drew a two-shot penalty for improving his backswing area during the British Open's second round. He threatened to withdraw, sparking ridicule over his dramatic overreaction.
Source: DeChambeau threatens to quit British Open over two-shot penalty — Sydney Morning Herald
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 18, 2026.
Topics: brysondechambeau · britishopen · golf · pga · sportsdrama
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