The only thing more expensive than a StrictlyVC ticket is the therapy you'll need after getting ghosted by every partner there.
StrictlyVC Returns to NYC: Startups Pay for Access
StrictlyVC, a high-access startup and VC networking event, returns to New York City for the first time since 2024. For a fee, attendees get exclusive access to dealmakers—ostensibly.
Source: StrictlyVC Returns to NYC: Startups Pay for Access — TechCrunch
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 20, 2026.
Topics: strictlyvc · nyc · startups · venturecapital · tech · business
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