Appointing finance guys to OpenAI's board: like an accountant as your therapist — technically numbers, zero therapy.
OpenAI appoints two financial executives to boards
OpenAI has added two financial executives—David Vélez, founder of Nubank, and Robin Vince, ex-Goldman Sachs—to its boards. The appointments signal a shift toward financial discipline as the company scales, but critics see it as prioritizing profit over the original mission of safe AGI.
Source: OpenAI appoints two financial executives to boards — CNBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 21, 2026.
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