Rangers are so deep in the transfer market they're buying players from their own dreams.
Rangers make offer for striker Kelsy - gossip - BBC
Rangers have reportedly made an offer for striker Kevin Kelsy, per BBC gossip. The move raises questions about the club's transfer strategy and Kelsy's fit, but as with all gossip, it's early days and nothing is confirmed yet.
Source: Rangers make offer for striker Kelsy - gossip - BBC — BBC
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