Nothing says 'world-class athletics' like a committee arguing over who gets to host the empty seats.
Coe: Empty Seats Won't Hurt London's 2029 Bid
Seb Coe reassured reporters that sparse crowds at Birmingham's athletics event won't dent London's 2029 World Championships bid. Critics remain skeptical, noting optics matter for major events. Coe insists infrastructure and legacy outweigh attendance figures.
Source: Coe: Empty Seats Won't Hurt London's 2029 Bid — The Guardian
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 14, 2026.
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